"Look At Me"

Here is a list of people who suffer from the terrible disease of "look at me":

Madonna- you can nail yourself directly to the Pope, and outside of getting the headlines you crave, your music will still suck and you will still be far over the hill.

Paris Hilton- I am glad to hear you abstained from sex. I think the tape may have already carved you a sexual niche though.

Howard Dean- Every time you make a public statement just to get your name in the paper, all I remember is "YEAAH!"

Cindy Sheahan- I don't really need to go on, do I?

Terrell Owens- You have so much talent. That should have been enough to get people to notice.

Jose Canseco- for some reason, I actually feel badly for him.

Linsday Lohan- When you have a drinking problem and you can't legally drink, something has gone terribly wrong.

Chris Berman- It was funny about 10 years ago. 10 long years...