People I'd Like to Smack for June 21

Anyone extoling the virtues of the World Cup. We have an erection because we tied? Because some Italian kicked in an accidental goal the US took credit for? Oh yeah, soccer is back! 0-1-1!!! How soon can the four year hiatus start?

Sharon Stone. Excuse me, but when did showing your privates make you someone whose political opinion matter?

Mark Cuban. Dude, the act is old. You are rich. You are fanatical about your team. The refs suck. We get it. Go away. You know what second place is? First loser.

Anyonce criticizing Phil Mickelson. No guts, no glory dude. A coward dies a thousand deaths...

Cindy Sheahan. Where do you get the money to protest all over the world?

Do you ever wonder why murderers seem to always have Lee, Bob or Jo as a middle name?